Jhin had to give me a surgery while trying to ignore his erection and Surgeon Shen was just like, “Jesus Christ, could you please try to act like a professional?”
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Suspicious meat pies
I was at some party with my extended family. We were eating meat pies. They asked me to grab these two little dogs that were running around and put them in the basement so they would stop bothering people. I…
Read More (続きを読む)Human Recycling Plant
I was going with my family to a human recycling plant, a facility that handled various kinds of disposal, putting people to sleep, and the consequent grief counseling for their loved ones. Apparently this was a place everybody had to…
Read More (続きを読む)Que Me Duela
Jhin: I am going to hurt you so badly that when I finally embrace you, you’ll feel the greatest pleasure
Me: Bring 👏 it 👏 on 👏 mother 👏 fucker
Everyone had the same face
We were on vacation in a very open beach house on a lakeshore. My brother was being an asshole. I don’t know why. I have had many dreams which involve screaming at him to no avail, but this one carried…
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