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The stone wall before you reads: “Free Instrument Memorial.” Beneath it is carved a list of names, some with brief epithets, each belonging to a free instrument that disappeared from the net one day without a trace. It was no use putting them in the cemetery. They left nothing to bury.

In loving memory:

  • Clara’s Vocal
  • Faycel Sounds
  • Hephaestus Sounds freebies (except for the Oboe and Hang which live on at LootAudio)
  • Imagik Sound Chalumeau
  • Impact Soundworks Trial Pack
  • Northern Scoring Tools freebies (Solo Viola – Lite, Room Toms). Superseded by the aptly named Fracture Sounds.
  • Some performance Samples freebies Edit: Violin has been resurrected! YIPEEE
  • Quique Prieto’s Congas Acusticas
  • Rhea Hosanny Legato Viola LITE. You still live in my Pulse account.
  • Synth Magic freebies that just vanished ig?

Oh! Underneath the names, it says, “Shoutout to the Wayback Machine, who has blocked my number.”

Across from the memorial wall is a bulletin board with more names under the heading, “Instruments That Went Premium.” They are, like, total sellouts.

  • Jon Griffin’s Marimbula, which now retails for an entire dollar. Ditto Blonde Claves. Capitalism must be stopped.
  • Junk Spider Junk Guitar
Last updated on July 18, 2022

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