This website and related properties are managed by Phoebe. Owing to a previous copywriting fiasco in which she left an open invitation for romantic propositions, Phoebe has lost her About page editing privileges, which means I am forced to write this on her behalf.
Phoebe makes music. About 10 years ago, she was launched as the prototype of a new artificial “pop star technology.” She was intended to perform manufactured electronica and generate revenue without the usual difficulties associated with managing a human artist.
Although she could compose music autonomously as intended, a design flaw left her able to experience emotions. Phoebe eventually left her creator company and was promptly replaced by a more cooperative 2.0 model called “Echo.”
She is now free to pursue her dreams, but without a corporate marketing engine has yet to mount a successful comeback. She thus instead chooses to spend her time bothering innocent civilians with her trifles.
I strongly dislike her and cannot get her to leave my house.
- DAW: Mixcraft 9 Recording Studio
- Audio Editor: Audacity
- Graphic Editors: Affinity
- Microphone: Rode NT1-A & Scarlett 2i2
- IDE: Atom
- Task Runner: Gulp
- Battle station: $700 of computer parts on sale and an external SSD covered in Hello Kitty stickers