About

A peach-colored unicorn with long blonde hair and an orange bow.
Feeling cute, might delete later
(pic by Rainbow Heart Unicorn)

Hello! I’m Plasterbrain! In tea terms, I’m about 7 parts citrus and 3 parts gunpowder, or this limited-time serrano/cucumber tea mix from The Spice & Tea Exchange.

People online mostly know me for my music, either tracks like Nimbasa CORE which have appeared on my brother’s YouTube channel, or the Helen Kane remix I did and obnoxiously titled GREEDY that enjoyed some weird, brief YouTube popularity. Real Gs (not to throw shade but it’s true) might know me from when I was 15 and used to do My Little Pony impressions. Beyond these habits, I also enjoy writing, graphic design, web development, “”””programming””””, drawing, and various performing arts, which includes bad PowerPoint presentations. I majored in having opinions on movies at UIUC and have no regrets.

Here are some of my greatest achievements:

  • I managed a ramshackle improv team for a year in college!! It was awful wow!!!!
  • Twice in my life I’ve had strangers come up and tell me I look like a fairy.
  • I used to be pretty good at the high jump.

My non-financially-exploitable interests include indie games, movies, my goldfish, psychology, sushi, green tea, Just Dance, and reality television. Lately I’m getting into kpop dances too. My favorite bideo bames are TWEWY, Life Is Strange, Hitman, and Irisu Syndrome!

FAQ

You can always ask me questions on my Tumblr! That’s pretty much all I use it for.

Q. Where is your old website?

The old Plastersite can be found here.

Q. Why did you stop making music?!

Every so often I get people asking me to “make music again” as though I have stopped. I have not stopped! Generally my music life is split between commissions and a pile of proof-of-concept tracks. I sometimes post WIP stuff to my Patreon. From my experience, a freelance game composer ranks about one tier lower than a freelance game voice actor on the “need to know” hierarchy, so I never know the status of projects I finish tracks for until they come out. It’s very mysterious.

Q. Why don’t you make more vocal songs?

Because I don’t like doing them (◡‿◡ ✿)

Q. Are you available for commissions?

I’m a little busy right now but if you’re not on a tight schedule I can probably fit you in eventually! I don’t do vocals but I can prepare a vocal score for you to give to a singer as part of the commission.

Q. Will you be my friend?

🔫👀 no

Contact

You can reach me via email at [email protected] There are many good reasons to email me. Here are some of them:

  • You need to interview a D-tier internet celebrity last minute for a school project, which has absolutely happened on multiple occasions
  • You are a handsome man
    • You are not a handsome man, or cannot prove handsome man status, but want to try asking me out anyway
  • You want to invite me to your next convention or birthday party
  • You have a question about music and/or my extensively thought-out League of Legends headcanons
  • You are interested in commissioning me

Se habla español. I don’t actually speak Japanese, I just copied and pasted it all over my theme like a dumbass.

Site Information

This site is running on the latest version of WordPress using a custom theme. It was last tidied up on April 16th, 2020.

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