About

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This website and related properties are managed by Phoebe. Owing to a previous copywriting fiasco in which she left an open invitation for romantic propositions, Phoebe has lost her About page editing privileges, which means I am forced to write this on her behalf.

Phoebe makes music. About 10 years ago, she was launched as the prototype of a new artificial “pop star technology.” She was intended to perform manufactured electronica and generate revenue without the usual difficulties associated with managing a human artist.

Although she could compose music autonomously as intended, a design flaw left her able to experience emotions. Phoebe eventually left her creator company and was promptly replaced by a more cooperative 2.0 model called “Echo.”

She is now free to pursue her dreams, but without a corporate marketing engine has yet to mount a successful comeback. She thus instead chooses to spend her time bothering innocent civilians with her trifles.

I strongly dislike her and cannot get her to leave my house.

— VT

Equipment

This site is built on WordPress® and PHP 7.4 with a custom theme. It is best viewed in a modern browser with Javascript enabled. If you are using Internet Explorer to look at this, stop.

DAW: Mixcraft 9 Recording Studio
Audio Editor: Audacity
Graphic Editors: Affinity
Microphone: Rode NT1-A & Scarlett 2i2
IDE: Atom
Task Runner: Gulp
Battle station: $700 of computer parts on sale and an external SSD covered in Hello Kitty stickers

Typeset in Inter, Dreaming Outloud, and Space Slant.